Boom Boom Bang firse works hit bang boom bang more sparkles slash water spray boom bang drowning pools music hit and sting titiontron gose on the every thing gose of the lights go of and in flash of lighting sting is in the ring wareing a black shirt coat socks boots and pants with a raw sign on his bandana.
Sting: Its good to be back in Phoenix AHHHOOOO
FAns: AHHOO
Sting: Its show times folks now the reason i am hear is because of you Christian your next after beating The MArine witch was a since Which he really sucked that means cuz it was my first time back wrestling and i wasnt working out fall a long time. Any was i know that i may not be the Show stopper anymore but i was the best showstopper in the world when i was won i beat every man there was then they fired me for no reason after i jumped well got pushed of a roof and broke my neck and no one asked me to go and wrestle for them untell now when the owner asked me to wrestle for him.
Fans: STING STING STING STING
Sting: well hear this was the last match i had agenst flair a good match but ofcorse i won hear show it on the titiontron
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzsting : yes that was the last match that i wresled untell last raw when i fought some wierd dumass stupid guy what was his name o yea his name was The Marine and well i won bye well lets say i am the best there is and the best there will be cuz i was the best and i did beat him pretty badly well not pretty extreamly badly i am not the showstopper any more but i am still dam good and i can fight like man i been waiting all my life to vs you now i finaly get a chance to fight you sence i am dam dam dam good. So when our match apears i will cripple your ass so you will never be here again yes i will cripple you to your death bed o yes i will cuz i am that dam good
FAns: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO B OOOOOOOOOOO You suck you suck shut the hell up sting
Sting: AHHHHOOOO HAHHAHA now you guys hate me cuz you no i am going to cripple your favorite wrestleer ay well what about me what about sting i went to hell for you guys i went the nails the roof going even on fire and nothing no respect so that how you repay me you only cheer when i almost get crippled yes ALMOSt but then win ay is that right
A FAN: YES STING U DO SUCK U JUST CAN GO THROW STUFF CUZ U ARE FAT
Sting: well is this right ay well i dont give a fuck any more i hate you i hate you o yes now i remember watch this comershal this is about WCW my old wrestling fed watch
The titiontron lights up and the commershal gose on and it says:
Raven: I know what you're thinking.
Flair: I'm just some old guy with yellow teeth.
Piper: And I'm just a sissy that wears a skirt.
Duggan: My IQ is 6.
Konnan: I ate a cockroach when I was twelve.
Jericho: My daddy plays hockey.
Goldberg: Beat over a hundred jobbers.
Disco Inferno: My granny tought me how to dance.
Riggs: When you step through those ropes, you do get jobbed.
Hall: Drank over 1,000,000,000,000 Budweisers.
Juventud: Suffered over 50 broken nails.
Hall: But I still drove my car and went to work!
Sting: Damn near smeared my face paint!
Dusty Rhodes: I'm linked to cow disappearances.
Flair: Chewed the nap out of Raven's hair.
Goldberg: This is who I am.
Saturn: This is what I do (Lays down and lets Goldberg pin him)
Hogan: This isn't my real beard?
Hugh Morrus: I don't look like a greased pig?
Sting: But I Still go to work.
Lex Luger: I still get hurt.
Goldburg: Thats because I wont you to be happy.
Terry Funk: I do get hurt and almost die.
Sting: That is because I love this.
Flair: This is not my real hair.
Hall: You think im always drunk?
Hogan: But he is not I am(drinks.)
Nash: I get hurt for you.
Raven: THIS HOW YOU REPAY ME!!
Flair: BY SHUTing DOWN WCW!
Sting: GOD I hate you all!
(it ends with a dear old R.I.P WCW picture
Sting: well you watch it hu well it is true so Christian come down here now i will not leave this ring untell i see you face to face and no imnot goingto get arested again come on i wont leave
(a man runs down to the ring and says: hes not hear)
Sting: O is that right well fans well ex- fans and some still fans you hear that Christian is a pussy he is afraid to come face to face with me so he left while that commershal was going how about that hahaha Christian when i get in the ring with you next week i will kick your dam ass all over the place just like i am going to do to this guy....
(pick up the guy that told him about Christian not being here and kicks him then punches him the deathdrops him then deathdrops him again and agian and again the hits him with a chair not once not twice but three times then pins him and yells ONE!! TWO!! THREE!!)
Sting: Its show time folks so byebye AHHHHWWWOOOOOOO
(He walks out of the ring while a strecher is come to pick up the man at the beging of the ramp he yells i will cripple you like him ahwoo then he walks back into his limo as the show ends)
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